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A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule
male jacking off, masturbation
Are you lopin' yer mule in there?
the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video
fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out
fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him
fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova
fan 1:agreed
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Slong, dick, penis, man sex organs
I need you to rub mule neck.
The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
The Mule (2014): An Australian attempt at crime-drama / toilet-humor, a tale of loyalty, justice and perseverance through adversity as Hugo Weaving explores the question: what use is a search-warrant if you are unable to take a shit?
The Mule was really a shit movie