When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom
man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head
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1. The resulting cloud after a nuclear detonation.
2. To describe a person a person who is really, really mad.
Jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom.
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a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom
b. A common room paint coulour
i.e Oooh, is that beige?
Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?
Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...
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A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.
As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.
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When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!
I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom
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Another name for the head of a penis.
She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.
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A very dangly, loose vagina.
Guy 1: Damn, Phi is a loose mushroom.
Guy 2: I thought Phi was a guy?
Guy 1: Me too!
Guy 2: What?
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