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The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.
Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!
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like put a cap gun in someone's asshole and shoot it to give a pleasurable vibration in the rectum causing orgasm
David:Hey mary can you blow my ass out
Mark:blow my ass out too mary
Mary:fuck off
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to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
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A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.
"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."
You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you
Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch
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When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.
I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.
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When someone thinks they can have a good day.
You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.
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