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nelson middle school is the most irrelevant school out there besides lawler. they suck ate sports and their colors are swamp green. the only coo ppl are griffin, alisha, paytyn, sami, harper, ava, rida, manu, tristan, vikram, + a few more, and mrs emerson!!
nelson middle school is ugly
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Byron Nelson is a school full of rich white kids why use there daddy’s credit cards to buy juul pods. The ratio of hoes to fuckboys there is pretty even. Everyone is hella rude. But not as rude as Southlake kids. Their rival school is Eaton High School. Eaton is even more trash than Byron. The football team kinda sucks but their other sports are pretty good.
“My parents gave me $100 bucks, wanna order juul pods?”
“Oh, you go to Byron Nelson High School don’t you.”
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Statement applicable to any person who has dropped alcohol in favor of marijuana
I love gin but it makes me violent and stupid. Therefore, as a gesture to both my girlfriend and my local PD, I've gone Willie Nelson in 2008.
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Large
genuinely so big it has its own ecosystem.
get too close and it might just suck you in like a black hole
‘so how big is it’
Joe Nelsons belly button big 😏
a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state
"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week
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Major Nelson(19??)-(20??)- is a man of many worlds.well really just three.They are real life,xbox live,and his beloved forums.Most people want to be like him,some want to marry him,and some just want to be on his friends list.Whatever the case may be Major Nelson can cook like the best.You havent had a hotpocket until you had Major's Nelsons hotpocket.While he may be considered a god on the forums his powers are to no avail in real life.While he was a rocker and is still considered one he has gotten many of ladies and seems to be the crowd favorite he has changed his work habit to be in a forum inhabited by sweaty gamers with no ac.Rock on Major Nelson.Rock on!!!
MNQ-Major Nelson Question
MNDQ-Major Nelson I Have A Dumb Question
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