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Nerd

One who has no life in the real world sits in front of his computer all day trying to merge the laws of physics for kicks..Then at the end of the day feels happy for all the information they assimulated during the course of the day. That and does not have a girlfriend for she would get in hes way from his noble prize

Man stop being a nerd and get laid.

by particleion September 25, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

A smart dude who spends more time on important things like their intelligence than thing like sports, and as a result are socially inept. I myself am a lesser nerd, because I devote my time to other, non-nerdy things such as popularity, running (the nerd sport, but oddly enough better for you than weight training and sports like football) and making people laugh. I belong to a sub-group of funny nerds who don't have snot-coated sleeves,and do have girlfriends. Most people don't know I'm a nerd.

ME: I'm a nerd.
Brainless Jock Who Thinks I'm Cool:...No your not!
ME: Yes, I am.
Brainless Jock:................

by Dudeiedes January 10, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

1) Someone who can't seem to find intelligence in today's human race, and therefore making it seem like he's an outcast because he has little or no friends that can "understand" him or her.
2) Innovators in today's world.
3) A conformist's worst nightmare.

1) Billionares (Bill Gates)

by MayGah February 9, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

some little shit thats fun to make fun of...duuuh

look at that nerd over there.

by andy54452135884 November 6, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.

neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.

by Whatever April 6, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

1. See Napoleon Dynamite.
2. Little tiny pieces of candy that taste like your mom.

1. That Napoleon is such a nerd!
2. Are you going to eat that nerd?

by Chingy Dawg April 24, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd

1. One who is intelligent, but has not yet come to realize that exercise is vital to mental health.

2. One who is intelligent, but has not yet come to realize that friends are vital to mental health.

1. NERD: Hahahahha, i will take u over

NORMAL GUY: well ur a wimp

NERD: hahahah it's not always the strongest who wins hahaha

NORMAL GUY: actually i read this article of newsweek that said that exercise makes you smarter

NERD: ...

2. NERD: Hahahhaa the world will be mine!!!

COOL KID: Uh... friends?

NERD: Stfu! Did Hitler need friends??

COOL KID: Yeah. Most historians agree that the main factor in Hitler's success was his choice to surround himself with highly influential people who helped him control the minds of the German people.

NERD: ...

by Bertoffski January 9, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž