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Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?
A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
An absolute masterpiece of a song
You:hey google whats the best Kanye song
Google:never see me again
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It originally came xxxtentacion and what it means is u basically stand on all ten toes so ur a man and they never fold cause only bitches fold
friend:I heard Soulja Boy got a hundred and fifty shooters in Atlanta u still gonna pull up?. You: ten toes never fold I ain't no bitch on my moma
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If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet
Must never put a sock in a toaster.
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War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
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1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.
Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left
2 - Good advice.
Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.
Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
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Referring to someone who couldn't do as well as someone else. In example, used to say singer 2 couldn't do something singer 1 could. In normal terms, if someone says they look good, and say 'ur fave could never', they are basically just saying that they look really good.
Girl 1: Wow singer 1 is so amazing!!
Girl 2: I prefer singer 2
Girl 1: But singer 1 can hit that whistle tone! Ur fave could never.
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