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uSED IN ANGER WHEN SICK OF HEARING A dOHRMANN ASK YOU INSESENT QUESTIONS, OR PRANKING YOU AT 3AM WHEN YOU LIVE IN CANADA
(phone rings) (6am canadian time, midnight Australia)
Fuckin' WHAT MATE
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Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
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Ey Mate is a shortened way to say Hey Mate
B1 "Hi"
B2 "Ey mate, how you going?"
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An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.
"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"
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He fiinneee
if u have him u should never let him go.
omg u have a Zwack Mate?! You should never let him go!
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The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.
1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.
2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
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we like fortnite we like fortnite
omg is that really fortnite dance thats best mates i cant believe it crazy dude
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