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When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.
Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!
When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.
Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.
Not wiping ur ass after knowing you had a clean pinch. Trusting that your ass will not itch 20mins later from shit sticking to your butthole
I just took a huge duke on break. I took the wipe of faith and Im regretting it
Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?
Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.
A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.
Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.
The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.
After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe