When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants
Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”
one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game
Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.
When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle
An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
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Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner
Ryan: Yea ya do!
the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.