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The act of pissing in a chicks or your friends girlfriend's mouth followed up by a throat chop and an unholy roundhouse kick.
Hi Sally (Dan's girlfriend) close your eyes and open your mouth, I am going to treat you to a Chuck Norris Lemonade instead of a shot of tequila.
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An endorsement routinely given by Chuck Norris to radicial religous political nutcases for which Chuck should be ashamed of himself. He endorsed Mike Huckebee in the 2008 presidential election and now he is endorsing (I am not bullshiting here) Roy (ten commandments monument stuck up his ass) Moore in the 2010 Alabama governor's race. Eeeewwww!!!!!!! If you don't already know who this fucktard Roy Moore is, google him and see what you come up with.
Reverend Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church ran for governor of Kansas and; as expected, was Chuck Norris approved.
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You insert your penis into the girls clitoris and pee inside of her and than turn her back over and gurgle it and spit it into her mouth
My dad did the Italian Josh Norris to my mom
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To actually, care, or like the man so famously known as Chuck Norris. (sexually)
Dude, I have a confession to make, I have a Chuck Norris Fetish, Will you just kill me now?
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The reason Waldo is hiding.
C whut i did thar?
Waldo is hiding because of Chuck Norris.
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The highest quality drug availible.
"Bro I want some weed, do you know anyone who sells?"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
"Yeah, he has that Chuck Norris"
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When someone's legacy is exaggerated beyond what they actually did.
Widely known people whose legacies are affected by the Chuck Norris Effect include:
Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".
North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.
Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.
Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
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