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A female's ultimate power play: sexing a man into oblivion/submission.
Q: He won't do what I want, what should I do?
A: Hit him with the clit.
A manga that recently became an anime. A definition of it? This is so perfect and will never happen to your lives, fujoshis.
I read "Kiss him not me" last month and now I'm crying in a pile of yaoi merchandise.
When someone is going off on a riff, you just gotta let them get to the point.
Yo, my man is spittin’, let him land!
a man standing on a sidewalk calmly clasping his hands in a white clean outfit consisting of white shorts, a belt, a white polo shirt, and shoes. ......kawolski, analysis. the best fucking meme ever
had to do it to him
Ok ladies! it’s our turn to shine! get over him October is finally here! get up off ur ass and show him who’s boss!
him: hey i miss you
you:ok
him: you don’t miss me back
you: not anymore
you: it’s over him october
When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.
My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.
"To extend ones lower extremity into another's ball sack, preferably with foot"-
Boy I'd like to take to take him in the nuts