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monkey house

A foul place where visitors have been inside for so long that they no longer notice the stench.

Chris, from Project Runway: "Check out my fur-inspired line of clothing, it's covered in human hair!"
Tim Gunn (politely gagging): "I have this refrain about the monkey house at the zoo. When you first enter into the monkey house, you think, ‘Oh my god this place stinks!’ And then after you’re there for 20 minutes you think, ‘it’s not so bad’ and after you’re there for an hour it doesn’t smell at all. And anyone entering the monkey house freshly thinks, ‘this stinks!’ You've been living in the monkey house."

by Amanda Wilson May 14, 2008

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House of Night

A better vampire/vampyre series than the Twilight saga. And should be more popular.

Usually reffered to as HoN by fans (like myself)

Me: (to a friend) Hey! Have you heard that the House of Night series might be a movie?
Friend: Seriously?!

Me: Yup.

Friend: OMG. Can't wait!
Me: *nods* I completely understand.

by randomvampfan July 3, 2010

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House MD

One of FOX most popular TV series at the present. The show stars Hugh Laurie as Dr Gregory House; a genius diagnostician who doesn't give a shit about other people. House is blunt, abrupt, irreverent, rude but most of all; kick arse.

House MD is very worth watching.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.

by starky March 27, 2008

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home house

a group chat that exists due to being anti piss flower and a dead fandom. we watch Vikings. live love laugh.

guy 1: hey man who is that group chat on the timeline?
guy 2: thats home house, they are the a.d.c

by vvvvv1234556 January 1, 2021

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House party

A party usually thrown by a high schooler/teenager without their parents' knowledge or permission. Typically thrown while parents are on vacation or gone for an extended amount of hours. Classic high school house party involves alcohol, weed, music, and people hooking up and/or having sex. Many times the house is left in a complete mess and sometimes is damaged. Very risky, as parents may find out, neighbors may complain, and cops may get called if it's wild enough - but if done right it's so worth it.

Joe's parents went to Connecticut for the weekend so he threw a house party.

by SloppyToppy September 3, 2015

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house AIDS

bed bug infestation

I'm not coming home with you tonight, you've got house AIDS!

by nobody654321 November 26, 2010

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House Money

When you are playing in a gambling enviroment ex. Casino,Racetrack,Bookie etc.. And you are in the black and feeling good. You tend to play on with an attitude that if you lose it is not your $ but the house instead.

My man I just scored today with the Colts for $500. I got now spending money my man. I am playing with the house money now. Yea I can bet $100 more on something else and if I win I win more, if I lose I am only losing with the HOUSE MONEY. No big deal.

by Jeffrey S, July 22, 2006

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