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A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.
To be the best in a category. Similar to bee's knees, and dating from the same time period circa 1930s
A:"Is C&C:Generals great or what?"
B:"It's the duck's nuts, alright!"
A:"Huh? You been hanging with granma again, dude?"
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an interjection of consternation or disappointment, popularized by the titular character on the 1990s cartoon series Freakazoid!
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have just two weeks to live.
Patient: Aw, nut bunnies.
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Term pertaining to the deleterious effect of the sweat from your nut sack upon surrounding tissue and material. Nut rot causes your underwear to prematurely fail in the crotch area immediately beside where your sack rides. Nut rot becomes visible as a tan or brown stain in the area where your crotch is on the inside of the underwear. Next, the seam and the stretchy elastic gives way and eventually the entire crotch area of the underwear gives out and your nuts hang out from beneath your underwear in the area where the underwear material used to be. Nut rot also affects the skin of the crotch in cases where a person uses poor hygiene and / or lack of bathing or showering. See crotch rot.
Damn, when Frank was on the campout, his nards hung out of his skivvies. He must have major nut rot in his tighty whities.
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There are a number of different meanings for Jesus Nut among the commonest are:-
a) In US Army slang, to describe something or someone vitally important to an enterprise. Said to come from the mythical Jesus nut that, supposedly, holds on a helicopter’s rotors.
b) In US Army slang, as a term of contempt for someone with an over-inflated opinion of themselves.
c) An overenthusiastic Christian.
a) Jonesie's’ workin' on the radio again.
Yeah! He knows it's the goddam Jesus Nut when we're on patrol tomorrow.
b) Look at that STRAC REMF struttin' round. Who's he think he is, Jesus Nut to the whole goddam war?
c) That padre is a real Jesus Nut!
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You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.
Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.
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A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
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