noon o'clock shotgun

10 minutes prior to noon, gather your friends and puncture a hole in the bottom of each of your beers, making sure that nothing is spilling by tilting your beer. upon the arrival of noon o'clock, crack open the beers and drink out of the hole you made. Most commonly used at college football game tailgates

Hurry up and get your beers, time to noon o'clock shotgun soon!

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2 o'clock bin rake

Moving around a shit club in the UK just before it closes, having lowered your standards considerably due to lack of success earlier ; Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Kev: They'll be kicking out in ten minutes and all the tidy fanny seems to have fucked off.

Mike: Right then, better split up and do the 2 o'clock bin rake... there's gotta be a few pissed up ugly birds in here.

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5 o'clock cheesy shadow

When one develops an orange stain around the lower face after a day of sitting on the couch and eating Cheetos.

The mark of a true couch potato.

Girl 1: I come home from work every day and my orange-faced boyfriend is just sitting there with the remote.

Girl 2: Uh oh, its a 5 o'clock cheesy shadow.

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Double One O'clock Munchies

The night of Day Light Savings when a group of people get together, and eat snacks from one o'clock, untill two, when you are to change your clocks back.

You eat at one o'clock, change clocks back, eat at one again.

'Dude, I'm hungry!'

'Oh man, it's one o'clock, and we need to change our clocks back in an hour.'

'Double One O'clock Munchies?'

'Oh Yes!'

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9 FUCKIN' O'CLOCK

(nine fuking o clok)
When your boss repeats something numerous times usually from something said at 9 am on said day.

1: Like I said at earlier at 9 FUCKIN' O'CLOCK!

2: The crash happened at Il Vicino's at Maryland and North Central about 9 FUCKIN O'CLOCK Tuesday.

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Five O'Clock Vegas Blue

The color of the eastern sky just before sunrise. Coined by wordFrank Sinatraword, who certainly saw enough of it.

"Look at the colors!" he would say, pointing bleary comrades toward thousands of sunrises. "What kind of blue would you call that?" He called the tint of sky that offered him most peace Five O'Clock Vegas Blue. "You have to see it to know it." (from The Way You Wear Your Hat, by Bill Zehme)

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Eight O'clock Matthew

After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.

Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.

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