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Sticking a jalapeño pepper up your or your partners asshole during sexual intercourse
Last night my old lady gave me the Oklahoma Panhandle. It's the only time she's ever made me scream and climb the wall.
Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may
"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"
An Oklahoma Spitroast occurs when many morbidly obese men gather in a trailer park during a tornado and proceed to masturbate on the trashiest female they can find
Hey Earl get everyone together, we’re gonna Oklahoma Spitroast Diamond later in my trailer
When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.
Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack
When a guy gets offended at the bar so he would rather be home getting fucked by a bull.
That guy got so butthurt, I bet he’s an Oklahoma steer.
Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.
*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
an nba team based off of oklahoma
guys oklahoma city thunder won their last game!