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when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs
yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night
When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.
FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!
The guy who made this definition
You know that guy carpet wizard
A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.
There goes a cute little carpet slider.
a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet
Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet
A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.