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a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious
dam long shlong that was a great dog
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An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.
Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog
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Her buffoon dog ate the couch again, Her buffoon dog bit me, her buffoon dog ran away.
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The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.
George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?
Little Sam : My dog...
George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !
Little Sam : Yeah? Where?
George : Uh... Far away.
Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?
George : Yes.
Little Sam : And my fish?
George : Yes...
Little Sam : And my diplodocus?
George : Also yeah...
Little Sam : And mom?
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