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when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.
#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!
#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.
#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.
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A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.
Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.
A Karen that sits on her ass, spewing her entitled opinion all over the internet, because her life feels inconvenienced by actions that don't effect her.
"Sit the fuck down, couch Karen."
Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa
My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.
Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*
Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.
18 grams of mushrooms in a vitamin c smoothie split between four people and shit goes awry. used to describe a general wrongness
Dude 1: Wanna go to Chippendale's?
Dude 2: No Dude, BAD COUCH!