Random
Source Code
Random
IN GENERAL:
The Food was gross (as a vegetarian, they once served me a RAW POTATO for dinner!!) ...But it was FREE!
The dorms were old and falling apart (The furnace would decide to stop working in the middle of winter and blow out FREEZING cold air, it would take a minimum of 3 days to get maintenance in to fix it) ...But it was a FREE bed to sleep in!
The roommates were immature, loud, and freakin INSANE! (I watched this one girl make out with her stuffed animal dog for an hour before crying herself to sleep) ...But it taught you INTERPERSONAL SKILLS!
The leaders in dorm were full of themselves, gave bad advice, and some even stole things from others. (My room leader once during chores got into my dresser and stole $35 dollars out of my I.D. Pouch) ...But they taught you how NOT to be a leader!
The staff liked to patronize the students. Most were write-up happy. (We sometimes got write ups for walking in the grass) ...But the ones that really cared about the students would have done ANYTHING to help us out!
All-in-All
Job corps really sucked, but if you go in with the right head about things and follow the rules (no matter how pathetic they are) you'll survive just fine! Job corps was good for me, and good for a ton of other people too!
...oh! Did I mention that they PAY YOU TO RECEIVE A FREE EDUCATION?!?! That's right, YOU GET MONEY FOR IT!!!
I spent 366 days at Job Corps and Graduated from the program as a CERTIFIED PHARMACY TECHNICIAN and CERTIFIED PHLEBOTOMY TECHNICIAN (and over $900 in my back pocket!)
Job Corps, although tough, is a good place to get straight!
169👍 38👎
when a girl massages or grabs a guy's penis and basically masturbates for him
i didnt want to go all the way so i gave my man a rub job
56👍 10👎
When someone looks up their answer on Google and tries to pass it off as their own knowledge.
”After reading Timothy’s report, the teacher knew Timmy had one big Goog Job.”
33👍 5👎
When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.
After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.
244👍 59👎
basically the same thing as a blowjob, but the name makes more sense
man, bitch just dropped to her knees, and gave me the best suckjob
206👍 48👎
The act of using ones tears as lubrication for the purpose of masturbating.
Jimmy was out of the normal moisturizer, so he decided to think about some repressed memories and give himself a meehand job.
30👍 4👎
A euphemism for rich people that boils down to "aristocrat with a business"
Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.
Newspeak for an an old belief.
We shouldn't tax the job creators of America, because they are industrious people and earned that money because of their virtues, and not because people actually bought their goods and services!
395👍 103👎