jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

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on your jock

flattering someone to the point of self humiliation.

did you check out ez greasy? the minute you got the hookup with bmg, he was on your jock.

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jock sniffer

One who seeks a homoerotic friendship with an amateur athlete that involves the athlete being compensated with gifts and money. They can also be referred to as (boosters) in college sports.

Maurice Clarett was kicked off the Ohio State football team when the N.C.A.A. found out that he had several jock sniffers and boosters supplying him with cars and money.

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Jock Block

When someone who is a jock or anywhere near sporty gets in your way.

guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.

guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!

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Jock Itch

1. An uncomfortable fungal infection on the genitalia caused by not washing or wearing your jockstrap too long. Common among sports players.

2. A clever insult used to describe an annoying person, like a wicked itch on your nads.

"Tom was being so annoying last night. You know the type, he's a total jock itch!"

"You're a Jock itch!"

"My computer is slow. It's being a jock itch!"

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jock flock

A group of guys who are athletic and hang out together. Usually wear basketball shorts and a T-shirt. Composed of the stereotypical "popular" guys: like to brag, show off, can be mean.

Ew, here comes the jock flock.

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jock collector

someone who collects jockstraps after someone has used them for there chosen sport or for use of pleasure.

"that guys a right jock collector, got over 800 different types of jockstraps including the ballstrangler 3000;)"

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