mint splitter

noah. he spits them mints REALLLLL good

noah is a mint splitting god

isnt noah a mint splitter?
yeah he is!
noah will you split our mints?
OH yeah i love splitting mints

thanks noah youre our mint splitting god

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Breast mints

I think they're called breast mints

Recite
Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.
Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.
Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.

Well done

Bob: Here are the Breast Mints for your teeth to shine and your stinky ass mouth.
Bill: Ok
Bob: You're fired your mouth stinks like your mother
Bill: How you know what my mommy taste like
Bob: I am having an affair with her
Bill: Ok

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Urine Mint

Bowl of hard candies at restaurant too close to the men's room. Stirred by unwashed hands of hundreds of urinators.

'Mianna just ate a urine mint'

'Gross'

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mint specs

derived from the phrase 'mentally special'. It is a shorter way to say it and is mostly used in situations when one is talking about a retarded person. A proper way to say it.

Ridah 1: hey nigga look at that taylor
Ridah 2: yah which one?
Ridah 1: the one next to wiz
Ridah 2: the mint specs? wut about him?
Ridah 1: he drooling all over!
Ridah 2: brutha dont be mean.....
Ridah 1: aight aight fine

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coocha-mint

cruzan way of saying vagina

island kid- "mom john said sumtin rude bout me coocha-mint!"
mom-*slapp!!*

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pillow mint

a fecal deposit that one leaves right before bequeathing a sleeping or sitting spot to an unsuspecting victim

That douche totally forced me to give up the couch, but I left a pillow mint just before I got up.

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mint penis

when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside.

chachis had a mint penis stuck in his rifle

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