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Mitch’s have the best laughs ever. They have long, luxurious hair kind of like a lion’s mane. They make awesome food so good it’ll make you moist. Mitch’s are notoriously good with kids. They make great husbands and role models.
“Wow, look at that Mitch. He’s so sexy he looks like Mufasa.
I was at Chili's and I saw this Mitch who thought the guacamole looked too green push nachos off the table and ask for the manager.
A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself
I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself
A really cool dude who is tall. He has an infectious smile and has stunning eyes. He enjoys partaking in theatrical work as many gays do. His students often refer to him as their “gay theatre dad”. He’s a Dilf who can sing like an Angel. If you ever get to be in a production with Mitch, you should be able to happily pass away knowing your life is complete :)
The cast list just came out…I’m playing Angelica Skylar and Mitch is playing ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!! I’m okay with dying now. It’s been a good life R.I.P
Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now