small wang

An Asian man's really small pale penis.

Last night I about to have sex with Li Rong, but when he pulled out his dick it was a really small wang.

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small times

1. Your childhood, a time when you were "small".

2. A period of time where nothing much happens, life is pretty dull and you don't do anything noteworthy or of interest to anyone, barely even yourself.

3. An event or situation that is uninteresting and bores you, or is unimpressive. A matter which isn't worth your time.

1. "Me an' Chris have been friends since small times."

2. "It sure has been small times 'round here since all my friends started going to college."

3. "Man am I ever glad to be out of there, that show was small times."

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very small

A measurement of one's masculinity.

Boy: -indistinguishable moans of ecstasy-

Girl: What?

Boy: Gasp, That was great!

Girl: YOU HAVE VERY SMALL penis!

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Small Chalk

Awkward Small talk:
Chawk is rooted from the word "Chalkward" which is rooted from the word "Awkward"
Small Chalk is also referred to as "Small tAWK"

She was nice enough to make "Small Chalk" with me even after i jizzed in my pants

I had to make "Small Chalk" with the in-laws

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get small

said to someone you want to disappear. as in "minimize yourself" or "get out of my sight"

Bro! Get Small Bro! you ain't nothin bro!

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small circles

(noun) the motion a woman uses to masturbate

when a man is on top a woman will do small circles on her clit to reach orgasm

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Small Wonder

Named for the robot Vicki on the sitcom, Small Wonder, a small wonder is a mundane girl with a glazed over look in her eyes, who drones on and on in a monotone voice, and fake laughs at all your jokes.

Guy: How was your blind date last night?

Guy’s Friend: Ugh, she was a real small wonder!