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When fat people balance plates on their stomachs
Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.
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A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
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took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.
I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.
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This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...
"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"
"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"
"Too bad, great from the waist up"
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1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."
2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.
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A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.
'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'
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