tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

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side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

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table fox

This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...

"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"

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Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

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table sauce

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

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wooden table

your penis

Can I see your "wooden table"?

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table 19

The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.

"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"

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