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twat weasel

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


weasel demon

Someone, usually a man who likes to play with penis's

Phrase arose in the pub, thought a mate called me a WEASEL DEMON, when he actually asked for the time. funny stuff

"Shut your face you WEASEL DEMON!"

by kyle June 24, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hide the weasel

A reference to sex

Tom asked susie if she would help him hide the weasel.

by ApplesandBananas987373 January 16, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stink Weasel

A phrase commonly shouted by the drunken biker lady, who sits by herself at the show; perhaps a type of mating call?

"Stink WEASEL!!!"

by Justinsmith1 October 1, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pussy-weasel

A pussy-weasel in a person who is afraid of any confrontation with the people or person they are ripping off. One who talks shit but never backs it up. A sneaky person who hides behind a female.

That pussy-weasel sold me some fake bapes (shoes) and I haven't seen him since. No one likes a pussy-weasel.

by Primo Jones August 14, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack weasel

An extreme brown noser that thrives to get thier nose a little further up the bosses ass

Look at that toupin over there, he's such a crack weasel.

by Perday November 1, 2013

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