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pedophile in denial

Fuck you fuck you fuck you big chungus johnson

Your father is a led lamp
Pedophile in denial

Yippy kye yeet!

by Yeetathon 5000 December 18, 2019


PEDOPHILE PUSHER

ANYBODY who themselves admit in BOLD FACE letters of being a PEDOPHILE.

No matter how much you tell everyone you are ANAL ALAN there is only one rated TW0 AND A HALF stars SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE porn with CARL laughing all the way to the bank about knowing about you which they know you are a PEDOPHILE PUSHER

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021


THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.

If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022


pedophille

a cool, relaxed, and fun teacher

being strict is part of the job, but I like being a pedophille every once and a while!

by rubby o'volvo January 17, 2024


baby pedophile

baby that undresses her mom because they want her big extra mega large milk filled tiddies

“give me your mommy milkers, it’s time for a snack”
“you’re such a baby pedophile”

by mohamed batussy October 7, 2022


Legal Pedophile

A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.

- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020


Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 3, 2024