Red Pen People

Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!

So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!

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pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.

dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!

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Bic Pen Hole

The place where all Bic Pens, or some other cheap brands, in as much as a 10-pack seem to disappear to in a matter of a week and a half in an office, and a month and a half at home.
The manner in which the pens have vanished remains eternally unknown as if they were drawn into a black hole where all information is not retrievable.

Jesus! I bough a whole bunch of pens last week and I only have one left! Did anyone open my draws? They can't just have disappeared like that! This keeps happening as if there is some friggin' Bic Pen Hole sucking them in!

push pen anxiety

A psychological state characterized by one's excessive push-in push-out of his or her retractable pen; due to stress or boredom.

*click click* *click click*

That kid at the back of the class has a serious case of push pen anxiety.

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pineapple apple pen

a dumn ass person that says that stuff

hi i am a pineapple apple pen

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Dab Pen Day

Held on May 10 as a nod to the most common dab pen size, (5:10) get as high as you can off dab pens on dab pen day!

Hey man, we should hit up the dispensary, dab pen day is coming up soon.

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pulling an ass pen

1. To cease all contact with a very close friend with no explanation whatsoever.

2. To be an overall shitty friend.

"Yeah...Valerie keeps pulling an ass pen on me..."
"That really sucks man."