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please come to the office

If anyone ever says this to you, there's a HUGE change you've gotten in trouble, that someone's snitched, or that you're going to be questioned for something that took place. Or, maybe it's a social media post you made, or they found a nude pic. It's almost never good news to be in their office.

"X, if you are in the building, please come to the office. X, please come to the office."

by SKRealTime January 12, 2019


please delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 24, 2023


check, please

Hold the conversation, I need an explination. Used to stop the conversation, not to inquire, although this is the most common use.

Man 1: And so I said to her, you've got great purple bananas!
Man 2: Check, please: what's a purple banana?

by candorsmayhem October 12, 2007

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pretty please

An ugly person. Usually refering to a female.

You: "Did you see Sarah's new look? I think she is so pretty with shorter hair."

Me: "Pretty Please. She looks like a 12 year old boy with that hair style. In fact, it looks like a 12 year old boy styled her hair."

by One Rho March 23, 2008

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Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 27, 2018

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Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021

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Please Shave December

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.

Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.

by Thedude12345 November 11, 2014