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The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018


Plow Teeth

The presence of obscenely large teeth usually found in the mouth of foreigners or awkward teenage females.

"Did you see that girl's plow teeth? I could grab her by the ankles and plow the driveway with her."

by Johnnyhotpants November 22, 2011

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Palauan Snow Plow

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.

"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."

by Skinny_Bones December 2, 2019


Faux Plow

Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".

Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.

by CrimsonArcher95 January 25, 2015


plowed

1. the characteristic adjective given to soil, or a field, after is has been made ready for planting seeds

2. (past perfect tense) indicating participation in a past sexual act, analogous to plowing a field, whereby a subject's fuck hole is loosened, by means of extensive work with large tool(s), in preparation to receive seed(s).

OMG, I can barely walk! I got plowed by Ronnie last night!

by redwoodchuck August 11, 2021


plowing buck

shooting "big game"

We went to the bar last night and Nick was seriously plowing buck.

by jkimnw March 30, 2017


Irish Plowing

When you puke while eating out a girl after drinking to much. You continue anyway and proceed without missing a beat, and finish the job right by plowing her!!!

I was so drunk last night that I totally Irish Plowed this girl and she had no idea. Oh, the ole Irish Plowing!!!!

by The Irish Plow September 30, 2009