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Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023


rat poison

food that tastes like almonds but it isn't almonds....

hey mate remember instead of a vegetable cube i put rat poison in your rice

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024


Rat Poison

Bottles of herbal shot based liquor purchased from random foreign countries that contain extortionate levels of alcohol that immediately upon hitting the back of your throat make you wretch , then approximately 1 hour later annihilates the participant into a painful world of vomiting and semi conscious alcohol infused head spinning.

As Rebecca lay spread eagle on the floor covered in her own urine and vomit whilst groaning in regret, the consequences of downing the herbal ‘Rat Poison’ suddenly became very apparant.

by The Turtle Landlord May 04, 2022


Freon poisoning

When your body is so acclimated to the indoors that you cannot readjust to the temperature outdoors.

If you spent more time enjoying the outdoors instead of sitting at your desk or on your couch you wouldn’t have freon poisoning and be so damn uncomfortable right now.

by KdKate August 29, 2021


Poisoned kool-aid

Tucker Carlson type ubiquitous political propaganda

Stop listening to the poisoned kool-aid

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022


Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

Oh I think I have bread poisoning

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020


poison bunty

a person who is obsessed with their body, always thinking they are over weight, but not. Thinks that big breast blondes are great Lesbian material. Tries to get them in to bed with her He He He Oink's, however, severly fails! Nicholas Cage is ideal, however, seeks something similar. Likes the sound of Lazer

Have you seen that Poison Bunty, she thinks shes cool with that trendy hip!

That poison Bunty needs a new apendix, its making her arse stick out!!

by Bunky-do January 27, 2010