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When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.
I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.
When you get frostbite 🥶 on your dick.
It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.
pull up u aint shit if no Polar DOg
person 1: are you a Polar Dog?
person 2: no
person 1: pull up
When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.
Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex
A Badass Band from Ashville, Alabama.
Guy1: Did you see The Polar Grizzlies last night?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(
The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.