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Polish Doorknob

To pinch a woman's clitoris, pull, and twist, as if it were a doorknob.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."

by Goochmaestro July 1, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish milk

A mass of marijuana smoke pulled into a bottle via the creation of a vacuum (the bottle is often referred to as the polish cow) that yields a tremendous burst of THC to the lungs with a relatively little amount of bud. Underground vernacular in Chicago, originated by a group of UIC students. Similar to shotgunning, but with little to no waste of smoke.

One bottle of polish milk and I was knocked on my ass for hours!

by God's Debris December 31, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Boxing

V. Covering your face with your left hand and putting your right hand through the triangle created by your left arm, engaging another (similarly handicapped) person in hand to hand combat with your right fist.

We shall settle this dispute through Polish Boxing!

by Bill Billingsly March 2, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Lottery

A large payout or windfall that vests over too long of a period for it to be useful.

I won the polish lottery: one dollar an year for a million years!

by moonpolysoft October 20, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Snowstorm

While performing the act of anal intercorse, a man ejaculates into the womans rectum. The woman then proceeds to deficate the semen onto the mans face.

Man, things really got out of hand. first i was fucking her in the ass then next thing you know shes trying to shit my load on my face...... what... you mean like a polish snowstorm?

by buddy revhard July 20, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish tickler

When a woman sits on a man's face, and he blows air into her butt hole.

Nothing was as wonderful as the vibrations from the Polish tickler he gave to me.

by ScotGreat October 24, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž