The poopy pedro, sometimes said as "poopy page" is a discusting sexual act,involving poop and a vagina. The poopy pedro is when a man poops a particularly big, hard and dry poop, and uses as as one would use a dildo, inserting it into a womans vagina and thrusting it in and out, or simply leaving it there. It is usually performed by a man, but could technically be performed by another woman, or the woman could poop herself and use said fecal matter, however most girl-poops are not nearly strong or large enough to facillitate the use of the "poopy pedro". The name from the poopy pedro stems from names of dirty sexual acts with a mexican name in them. An example of this is the dirty sanchez, which also involves poop, or the Filthy Rodriguz. This term orinated in the Bay Area, 707. Though it was probobly performed long before the name poopy pedro was given to it, this is the first known instance of a name being applied to this sexual act.
Dude you have no idea, this chick is so kinky and nasty.
We were about to make love and she told me she was into kinky stuff. I asked her what and she told me to put poop in her vagina. She said it's called the poopy pedro. I ran outta there so fast, cuz man, that shit is nasty.
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when you shit at work and are so busy you dont have time to wipe
Co-Worker 1: "Man, Christina really worked her tail off today!"
Co-Worker 2: "Yeah I heard she was rocking the poopy butt all day."
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When a male has anal with another person & gets feces all over their mushroom tip.
If you use a condom then you can avoid a poopy cock.
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This is when your girlfriend or wife, whom you often call baby, is acting in a fashion that is considered 'not nice'.
"Dont be a poopy baby and bring that stuff up while we are at dinner."
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A large poop inside of a honey graham cracker crust, stuffed inside a bag full of various liquids (bodily fluids, alcohol, etc..) and baked to perfection.
Conventional oven : 12-14 minutes
Microwave : 4 minutes
My girl asked me what I wanted for the celebration party at school next week, I told her I wanted a Poopy Pie on top of a Cleveland steamer all inside a Dutch oven. With a side of angry seagull.
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The poopy transfer is the act of pressing two asses up against each other and shitting so it enters the others ass where they shit it out
Hey man I had a pretty good night at the baseball game so whenget home ahead of I had a poopy transfer Jacob to celebrate the win
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The act of cleaning ones poop-hole with a fine toothbrush and old rusty mop bucket.
Alfonzo: Hey Franklin your being a real asshole with that butter knife.
Franklin:so what?
Franklin: oh really?! Youβre getting a poopie wash! You dirty yellow jacket.
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