When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.
I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot
When you fuck somebody in the ass, they shit on it, you pull it out and lick it off like chocolate ice cream
Can you give me the chocolate Popsicle later?
After a woman finishes taking a shit, a man does anal to her getting his dick covered in shit.
Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.
The TikTok trend of trying to find a perfect one and the TikTok cult
Im in the spongebob popsicle cult so I’m gonna eat this spongebob popsicle because it’s not perfect
When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then adds water. She closes her legs turning it into clam chowder and releases the content into a condom. Freezes it and once frozen she uses it in her rectum while the man re-enters in her vagina.
Hey Jessica, did you hear what happened to Stephanie. She did the clam chowder popsicle with Charles last night. OMG
When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.
When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.
Popsicle streak is a streak in which one person continuously eats Popsicles to reach a certain amount and is a popular type of streak game
Kyle did a Popsicle streak and got to like 20 popsicles