A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.
That Tom's potato was lit.
About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.
Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.
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Something that is of bad quality
Mainly used on the internet to describe pictures, videos or graphics
That wallpaper is potato quality!
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A potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.
"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."
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The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
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kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next
Minnie's butters
Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother