Goldenrod Prime

The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.

Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes

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Gay Prime

Similar to platinum gay but instead of being a gay man born through caesarean section. Instead, to achieve Gay Prime, you must be a gay grown in a lab for 5 years, thereby having no contact with any female whatsoever.

When I first met Jeffery, I thought to myself, "Jeez, this dude is a total flamer."

But after a couple of weeks of getting to know him, I realize he is much more than that. He is.. Gay Prime.

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Prime Parking

The worst fucking parking lot in existence.

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.

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Knockout Prime

Faked S@
m@de fun of someone for going through S@
cheated on partner during roleplay
Harassed and bullied individuals over a recoloured arcee
made fake @ccounts claiming them to be c0py cats

" Knockout Prime is a nasty piece of work, all lies and lies"

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Digital prime

The age when someone stops caring or learning about technology.

My dad just turned 65 this week, he's way past his digital prime

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priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

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douchemous prime

a douche of the prime variety

Harry is a cool sex move. Anna and Sarah are not. which makes then douchemus maximus, making them cool to the maximus which is cooler than harry. this is because Harry is a douchemous prime.WOOO

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