douchemous prime

a douche of the prime variety

Harry is a cool sex move. Anna and Sarah are not. which makes then douchemus maximus, making them cool to the maximus which is cooler than harry. this is because Harry is a douchemous prime.WOOO

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Awesomnus Prime

Describing something or someone that is as awesome or more awesome than the fearless leader of the Autobots from the legendary Transformers... "Optimus Prime"

Awesomnus Prime

adj.
1.To affect with great wonder; astonish.
2. Expressing or inspiring awe: inspiring awe or admiration or wonder; "New York is Awesomnus Prime"; "the Grand Canyon is an Awesomnus Prime sight"; "the universe is so Awesomnus Prime"

3.causing or intended to cause intense feelings

-Wow, dude that party last night was so awesomnus prime!

-Arson is awesomnus prime...

-Ares, the God of War, is awesomnus prime.

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priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

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Prime drink

Proper noun: Prime is a hydration drink released by Youtubers/celebrities Logan Paul and KSI. Despite being up for sale in regular stores (Aldi, Asda etc.) at RRP, people are buying these and upselling them for prices like £20 a pop or 3 for £100.

The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.

Person 1: Popping to the shop, what drink would you like?

Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!

Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"

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Goldenrod Prime

The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.

Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes

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Prime Parking

The worst fucking parking lot in existence.

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.

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Gay Prime

Similar to platinum gay but instead of being a gay man born through caesarean section. Instead, to achieve Gay Prime, you must be a gay grown in a lab for 5 years, thereby having no contact with any female whatsoever.

When I first met Jeffery, I thought to myself, "Jeez, this dude is a total flamer."

But after a couple of weeks of getting to know him, I realize he is much more than that. He is.. Gay Prime.

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