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Precious Purple

Very dark skinned female/male, just less dark than blik. Often associated with purple hued extremities.

Look at Shelly's new girlfriend; she ain't blik, she's precious purple.

by Nigell Tufnell January 6, 2018

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purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple

If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you

by awesomeis9 June 11, 2018


purple dino

Barny the idiot

The purple dino lost his job

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018


purple nagger

The woman who loves you and tells you things to remember or do!.....and ya do it because youre gay for her!she is the best woman ever!your love!bee's knees!angel!

MY purple nagger told me "put on youre seatbelt shmoop"!

by mr potato shmoop October 10, 2009


Royal purple

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained

you are my royal purple now and forever

by amobrucia August 23, 2021


The Purple Order

A subreddit about FNaF shitposts, usually including in depth descriptions of characters shitting, cumming, pissing or doing other such things. One of the famous stories written by TPO(The Purple Order) is called Freddy Takes a Shit.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of TPO?"

Guy 2: "You mean The Purple Order? Aren't they the guys that wrote Freddy Takes a Shit?"

Guy 1: "Yeah!"

Guy 2: "That was some funny shit, not gonna lie."

by Semen Huffer November 13, 2020


purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 7, 2016