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The Oil Rig

The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.

I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend

by glassballs4u December 10, 2017


Grim rigged

1. Some device, mechanical or otherwise that is so nigger rigged, that the device is either non function or requires constant fixing, yet somehow works.

2. A relationship that is only going to last long enough for the semester. Mostly used in high school or college.

3. Worse than nigger rigged.

Tommy: How in the world is your computer still working?
Jim: I Grim rigged it.
Tommy: How?
Jim: I've got the power cord from the old desktop going from the wall to the strip and the power strip apart to use prongs into a usb back to the original power cord. That other wire you see there is the screen, it projects into this little lazer thingy from my tv remote and that goes into the tv. Then i've got the keyboard from your old computer here. I've still got the original mouse, but it's duct taped together.

by Eg Grimace July 31, 2010


Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts

Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up

by torismom73@gmail.com August 13, 2018


Big Rigs

A game published by Stellarstone that some people say is the worst game ever. It was published in 2003. It's a racing game, that is quite different from other games. For example, you can drive out of bounds, to the point that you are effectively in purgatory, not likely to find your way back to the track. You can also go through buildings, without a scratch on your car or the building. One thing that is mentioned in reviews, if you go in reverse, you can go much faster than you can forward. In fact, there is no cap to how fast you can go in reverse. If you can hold on to the reverse button long enough, you actually will be able to go so fast, you will go faster than light speed. However, if you go fast enough, a glitch will put you everywhere at once, which counts as a win. Oh, by the way, it's impossible to lose. The other truck won't move, even if you run into it at 12.2 undecillion mph, you will go straight through it, and it still refuses to move. There is a patch to the game, that makes the other truck move (very slowly), but it's not much better of a situation, because it will stop just before the finish line. The game does not have any kind of code for if the player loses the race, which will crash the game, if the other truck does somehow win. One of the notable parts of this game is that when you win, a trophy appears in the center of your screen, saying "You're Winner". However, most copies will say "You Win", which makes more sense.

Rumor has it that a punishment done at Stellerstone is to lock someone in a room for an hour, and force them to play Big Rigs during that time.

by U Ben Had August 4, 2017


big rig

big rig is a 9 foot tall boi with a inch dick.

guy 1: yo big rig so tall
big rig's ex: not so big down under though.
guy 2: dammmm he got a smaller dick than a new born baby

by fanboy990 April 3, 2019


David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.

"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"

by Richelle Smith December 27, 2010


Filthy Auld Rig

A Scottish phrase. Used often to describe the greatest pleasures. It can also be the dirtiest of sessions, a session being a sesh. It is to be said with no context or words previous, it comes as more of an expression of emotion.

Pronounced - Fil - thy - aw - ld - rig

*Aw wit look at that

*Filthy auld rig

by Christian no.1 February 13, 2021