That being said, I'd tap that

Something you say after talking shit on a woman to clarify you'd still bang her after everything you say. Usually said on celebs or an acquaintance.

Guy: Kim K is such an arrogant bitch, she's 90% plastic! That being said, I'd tap that.

Example 2:
Guy: Matt's girlfriend Amy is such a slut, I'm certain she's cheating on him. That being said, I'd tap that.

Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

emma just said gleba

"one of the most epic friends line"

Rachel: "I WAS JUST SAYING GOODNIGHT TO EMMA AND SHE JUST SAID HER FIRST WORD!"
Ross: "what?"
Joey: "well, what did she say?"
Rachel: "Emma just said gleba!"

That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.

boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

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I’m gay, who said that?

When you’re gay and somebody said that you are but you don’t know who said such things.

Him: You’re gay?
Him 2: I’m gay, who said that?

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that's what she said

Citizen Band 10 code is 10-5 for that's what she said

Bob: Put it on the other side
Joe: 10-5

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