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The aftermath of a chicken parm
After I chicken parmed that girl, I got a bad case of sandy cock.
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someone who hates Joe Biden, he loves Donald trump! he thinks Biden is awful , and will vote for trump in 2024!!
Random kid: "Man Biden is a good president!"
Sandy Dillard: "NO HE IS NOT I HATE BIDEN AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR!"
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When you dip your fist in peanut butter, punch sand then proceed to punch a cooter.
Man, Fred gave me a sandy hook last night! Now my puss feels like I used a sticky sand paper dildo.
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When someone sprinkles sand on a dudes asshole and eats it off
Lenny didn’t want to go to the beach for swimming, Lenny wanted to get a sandy sandwich
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The effects of cheap beer or liquor are not unlike rubbing one's tongue with sand paper and banging your head against a wall.
I got pissed off of sandy bangers last night and my ass is dragging bad.
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ThiCC squirrel that lives under the sea and shakes her furry ass for spongebob everyday when they do their 'karate'
Nigbob :Sandy don't use the secret moisturizing technique on me
Sandy Nigz :Gosh darn it i can t control it
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Super cool chick. She loves the beach and to make people laugh. Her favorite color is purple and she love hippy baby names.
Married to Charles Haggas
Sandy Haggas was talking baby voice and I had no idea what she said. Boy she is cute!
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