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An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.
"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"
The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.
Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!
A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!
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When girls get all the STD's imaginable and need a little something to keep the peens out
"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."
The Beastest Kid You will Ever Meet
He's such a Thug, everyone loves him
Boss Material!
That kid in Georgia is named Kyle Ily Seale
When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
“Hey babe, you wanna have
porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”
a vagina "owned" by a black man; though often misused to refer to vaginas in general.
Tyrone owned my wet seal this morning. Man, I love morning sex.
or
My wet seal is sore. Damn that Tyrone!
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You can pour this right through cracks, weather proof your house, dip your tools in this shit idk
We took this entire airboat and covered it with only Flex Seal Liquid
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