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A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground
I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie
The coolest and craziest kids living in Seattle. Mostly graduating in 2021, the seattle squad is known for partying, smoking loads of dope and having obsurd alcohol tolerances. Most members have thousands of followers on Instagram and are envied by their peers. It’s a widely accepted fact that getting ‘in’ with this group is almost impossible, as they are all well aware of the amount of social climbers out there. The girls are basically nice but the guys are assholes. They are known for protecting each other, even if they’re not close, they act like a gang.
“Oh my god are you _____ from the Seattle squad?”
“Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
The sexual act of "going down" on a woman.
Just got off my Flight to Boston and now my lady is insisting that I take a Flight to Seattle. I just got off the plane and already have jet lag, can't this wait till the morning?!
Being high during a threesome, cumming in a girls mouth, it comes out the nose, and another girl eats the cummy (gummy).
I was with these 2 bitches and one ate my Seattle Gummy
The act of having anal in Seattle while your mother-in-law is asleep in the same room.
How was your trip to Seattle with his family? Well, let's just say he slipped me the Seattle corndog & I haven't walked right since.
I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.
Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?
A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"
"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."