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A degenerate cess pool full of faggots and trannys and a homeless crisis
Seattle fucking sucks dude the only thing good about it is there weed isnt taxed like cali
"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.
"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"
When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.
Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.
The coolest and craziest kids living in Seattle. Mostly graduating in 2021, the seattle squad is known for partying, smoking loads of dope and having obsurd alcohol tolerances. Most members have thousands of followers on Instagram and are envied by their peers. It’s a widely accepted fact that getting ‘in’ with this group is almost impossible, as they are all well aware of the amount of social climbers out there. The girls are basically nice but the guys are assholes. They are known for protecting each other, even if they’re not close, they act like a gang.
“Oh my god are you _____ from the Seattle squad?”
“Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground
I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie
The act of having anal in Seattle while your mother-in-law is asleep in the same room.
How was your trip to Seattle with his family? Well, let's just say he slipped me the Seattle corndog & I haven't walked right since.