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When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.
Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .
I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .
A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.
John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.
Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there
Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday
Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol
Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.
someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves
Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
Sweat from the underneath of a males balls
I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.