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A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.
I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"
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the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)
dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!
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The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.
Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.
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The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.
It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.
That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.
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That look when someone says something that sounds like fightwords. Like your eyes are daggers. So you gave him shank eyes.
April told me to shut up , so I gave her shank eyes. Bitch backed down.
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to shank someone (beat them up) then gank them (steal from them). in other words, mugging some one
yo lets go shank and gank that mother fucker in the alley over there.
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Something that some girls say instead of thank you, thinking that it makes them sound cool when really they sound like an idiot. Most often used by the teenage girls who are materialistic and bitchy.
This picture is so cute! I love you!
Aw shank you!
I take back what I said. You're an idiot.
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