A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest
i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt
Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin
"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"
When a girl has been fucked to many times
You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt
Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.
Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.
A bright colored (orange, yellow, green) shirt or vest, most commonly worn in the Construction field
OSHA requires a seemee shirt to be worn on site
Noun: A shirt, worn pants-less, ending at the waist exposing female genetalia (bajingo). i.e. Female version of the "shirt cock".
Stacey: "What the hell am I supposed t wear to a Bottomless Party?"
Stacey's loose friend Sherry: "Duh, a Shirt Jingo!"
1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular