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When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.
Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!
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1. A child born out of a womans asshole.
2. A complete douche bag.
3. Someone you utterly hate
1. Tom Cruise is a shitty baby.
2. Drew B.
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One of these days where you start the morning accidentaly stepping excrement. While you clean your right shoe, you find out that its all over the left shoe too, and your sock. The smell won't go.
my day started really shitty too.. had to walk around with ppl asking all the time, did someone step on kaki?
-"This office smells funny.. check your sole man"
-"yes, its me.. seems like a shitty day..."
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When five or more males participate in a group circle jerk where they are in fact not jerking themselves off but that are however all getting rim jobs while getting their man tree stroked also know as a rusty trombone. while all of this is happening one person is in the middle throwing his arms up in random motions thus looking like a composer. all in all it resembles a nasty orgy orchestra.
yesterday me and my band friends fucked each other Shitty Orchestra
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The sexual act of jamming a dry unit into back door fun store, causing a cat with its tale stepped on yowl, then upon completion using the generated slurry to paint cute cat whiskers on recipient, a derivative of the time tested dirty sanchez
Carter was a sass mouthed boy, so Timmy gave him a artistic shitty kitty to straighten him out
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Noun; Referrs to someone who has shit himself/herself in public....especially when it happens after getting proper pissed (drunk).
"Look, it's shitty knickers...what a disgrace she is! Let's hope she stays sober enough to keep it in tonight. Anyone has toilet paper?"
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Our team lost the championship, what a bummer. It was so titty shitty.
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