Shut the fuck up

Something you should probably do

you: *existing
me: “shut the fuck up”

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Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.

Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Shut Your Bundles

Phrase. Used to tell people to "shut up" or stop talking. Also used in place of quit it, or stop it.

Michaela: Kelsey your so weird!
Kelsey: Shut your bundles! I am not!!

/e shut up

when some dumbass uses /e free

person 1: /e free
person 2: /e shut up

Shut The Bitch Up

Stop Bitchin

“man i hate carrots”

“SHUT THE BITCH UP!!!!!”

Shut up enzo

the phrase you use to make a clown shut the fuck up

person 1: shut up enzo

shut up bruv

basically shut up but with bruv on the end

person 1: so basically
person 2: shut up bruv