Ski racer

Ski racer, the biggest pussys on the mountain. 90% of the time their gay.

“That ski racer is such a pussy!”

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Alpine Skiing

A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no athleticism and could be consider a pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the chairlift for 10 minutes.

Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?

Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.

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apres ski

Apres ski is when you have just awoken from a nap after shredding all day and you're main intention is to get hammered, dance naked on tables to baywatch theme in clubs and wake up in a confusing location.

Apres ski is not necessarily confined to the evening and can infact continued throughout the next in conveniently placed bars on the piste.

Surrey Snowsports party like animals after a days skiing, their apres ski is legendary.

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ski-boarder

From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.

v., Ski-Boarding

My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!

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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.

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ski patrol

Name for a cocaine dealer. The name comes from the appearance of cocaine in its normal, white-powder form (just like snow).

cocaine head: Yo, I wanna get fucked up, lets call up the ski patrol and we'll split a gram and go skiing.

cocaine head's friend: Ok

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Ski Mobile

The act of doing a girl doggy style at the top of a staircase then rapidly smaking her arms out from under her and riding her down the stairs.

"Dude, ski mobiling girls is so funny!"
"I have a special kind of ski mobile. Wanna see?"

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Ski Fag

Some by the name of Brent who take huge cock in the butt, and is in love with a girl named Sam.

Did you see Brent sucking dick last night, what a Ski Fag

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